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Houston, TX 🤘
Swing it You Cocoa Goddess 💋
Thicker than peanut butter in the freezer 🍑
Capricorn ♑
Beautiful Chaotic Bliss 😉
But You Caint Use My Phone
sailingsoul90:
“joeygotjuicee:
“niyaeliza:
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“ aidadoesdoodles:
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“ This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your...

sailingsoul90:

joeygotjuicee:

niyaeliza:

dickzoned:

aidadoesdoodles:

billshitposts:

ghara2:

lily-d247:

afatblackfairy:

sniggadoodles:

lisa-beignet:

theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

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THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

When you’re hella desperate 😩

Welp can’t hurt at this point! 🤷🏽‍♂️

God I need this

venusnymphet:

“That’s my girl”

— cutest shit ever  (via senyahearts)

Sometimes you gotta wake up and remember who the fuck you are.

caribbritchick:

- You are fine as fuck

- You have an amazing personality

-You’ve achieved so much to make it to this point

- Don’t let anybody play you

- Don’t let anybody make you feel worthless

-Nobody is indispensable; cut them off if they are making you feel bad!

Reasons To Be Grateful

zenwords:

  1. You’re alive.
  2. You have a roof over your head, food to eat and clothes to wear.
  3. You have access to basic education, and are able to read and write.
  4. You have choices, and the freedom to make your own decisions (about what to eat, what to wear, where to live, the kind of career you would like to pursue etc.)
  5. You are not being persecuted for your beliefs, and you live in a country that respects your human rights.
  6. You have faced and overcome some huge obstacles.
  7. You have experienced the warmth and the love of friends.
  8. There are people in your life who miss you, and look forward to seeing you again.
  9. You can enjoy gorgeous sunrises and sunsets.
  10. You have access to the internet!

—OnlineCounsellingCollege

hi-imkingdavid:

Mostly because niggas don’t know how to dance without tryna use they hands to explore every part of the woman’s body.

Or the fact that you dance with a nigga and somehow that nigga thinks he possesses her the whole night

Or the fact that niggas think that anything they do in the club that involves a woman means that they entitled to take her home.

Or the fact that these niggas will try to bruise and break shawtys ass and back because they think dancing is pounding the girls ass into oblivion instead of using they hips thus also killing two birds with one stone showing the women that u also can’t fuck because the nature of the dance mostly replicated fucking. (You’d prolly learn something watching the girls dance with each other)

Or the fact that y'all niggas can’t take rejection. Can’t tell a nigga no if they came and just danced on they homegirls

Or the fact that y'all niggas dirty

Or the fact that y'all niggas disrespectful

This can keep going

its-me-the-sad-one:

tacobelltylerr:

themightyrancho:

heartofthecoolkids:

I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

Did Elmo just hit that Whip

DID ELMO JUST HIT THAT WHIP

*stumbles into brother’s room at 3 am* Y-You gotta see this

kingshariff1:

flexico-burress:

havenoffandoms:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

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some info on bees and wasps 

Save the bees! (and respect the wasps even if they’re nasty little things ❤️)

Thanks Coyote

Lmfaoo reblogging for the coyote comment

nocturn-0wl:

bread-in-a-glass-jar:

she-dontlye:

doingwaytoomuch:

diabetic-raisin:

theblogchoseme:

Not sure how to make room for that 4th plate of food? Get up and groove with your mom because you ain’t letting that turkey win out here. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃✨

The sauce in this family is real. BRUH like honestly damn.

i need that velour jumper tho

Y’all cute af

I thought that was his sister!! She’s gorgeous!

LOL this video is so cute

duragdowah:
“Yooo, this is genius. this how imma do from now on
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duragdowah:

Yooo, this is genius. this how imma do from now on